pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

(via everything-inconsequential)

twofingerswhiskey:

other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks

image

and then there’s canada

(via yourmothercalled)

Q

Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

A

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via turbolifts)

i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT
i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT
i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT
i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT
i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT
i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT
i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT
i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:


Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT

i-have-been-johnlocked:

fuckyeahstartrektos:

Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …

Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

*gross sobbing*

Fucking fuck all GODDAMMITT

(via crowreyhasthephonebox)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
spockvarietyhour:

8bit-tardis:

SPACE TREKSTHESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARPRISE ENTERSHIP


ITS FIVE-YEAR JOURNEY, TO FIND NEW PEOPLE AND NEW PLACE, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO COPYRIGHT CAN GO!

spockvarietyhour:

8bit-tardis:

SPACE TREKS

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARPRISE ENTERSHIP

ITS FIVE-YEAR JOURNEY, TO FIND NEW PEOPLE AND NEW PLACE, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO COPYRIGHT CAN GO!

(via brightenedeyes)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser